Day #90: Spam Mail

Have you ever taken the time to read the subjects of your spam mail? It's kind of interesting.

Need 1000 dollars by tomorrow? That would be nice, actually, thank-you spam mail.

Woman is 53 but looks 23. See how she did it. Uhm, does it involve gross plastic surgeries, botox or an alien invading her body? No, thanks spam mail.

Take classes online, cmanzullo@gmail.com Thanks for looking out spam mail, but I already am. BOOM!

cmanzullo SOMEONE NEAR YOU has sent you an AMAZING CAR DEAL! Are you Santa Claus, spam mail?

Find the largest database of singles over 50. Thanks, but I'm married and even if I wasn't, I am in my twenties. Thanks but NO thanks, spam mail.

Very strange the things that come to my spam box. At least there were no penis enlargement e-mails...considering, I'm a female. I did also receive two e-mails for "Married but lonely wives". A few others called me "Carmela" in the subject, which isn't even close to my name, unless you count that it starts with a C and ends with an A. 

I had a very emotional day at work yesterday. My mind is mush and as such, this was the post the evolved. Don't judge me. Please?

Until tomorrow,

Big, beautiful & broke... Chelsea