Day #197: Meet my hubs!

I have a special treat for you today guys! I wanted you to meet the man behind this blogger, my husband, Bob. I talked him into letting me interview him. So, here's a little insight into my love!

What was your first impression of me? I thought that you were a very kind, sweet person.

What is your idea of a perfect house? A perfect house? (squinty eyes) (yawn) Single story house that has at least one personal room for all the occupants. Like a man cave or woman cave...whatever you want to call it.

How many times have you been in love? I don't know.

What are the qualities you like in me most? I like that you don't judge me.

What are the qualities you hate in me most? When you don't listen to me.

What do you think about marriage? I think it's right for some people and wrong for others.

Where would you go for your dream vacation? (yawn) I don't know. (scratches face) (blinks)

What’s the craziest thing you have done in your life? Be a paramedic for 15 years.

Who is the one person in your family you cannot stand? Only one? 

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in your life? (long pause) I don't know.

If you won the lottery, what would you do with your money? Spend it.

If your house caught fire and you could only take one thing and run out, what would it be?  My MacBook. Actually I might not grab my MacBook when I run out. We have homeowners insurance.

Are you addicted to anything? (cracks knuckles) Caffeine, nicotine and Apple products.

What is the one thing about yourself that you hate the most? Diabetes.

Do you believe in ghosts? No.

Who is your role model? I have several. Christopher Hitchens, Steve Jobs, Sam Harris, & Richard Dawkins

Do you like children? Mmhmm.

Describe the worst date you’ve been on. Menopause. The musical.

What are your views on religion? Really? Okay. I think all religions are equally stupid. Religion is for the weak. I don't believe in the supernatural. 

What would you change about yourself if given a chance? Diabetes.

What is your dream job? To be a physician.

29. What is the most adventurous thing you have done? (scratches head) Scuba diving the Great Barrier Reef.

How often do you lie? I don't know.

Who is your favorite celebrity? (wrinkles nose) I don't know.

Who is your most hated celebrity? Kirk Cameron. 

Tell me something about yourself that no one knows. I'm pretty much an open book. 

What was your most memorable event growing up? Being bullied in school.

Do you like hunting? Yes.

Who is your childhood hero? I don't think I had one.

Do you believe in the after life? No.

How special a memory is your first love to you? It's not.

What word first comes to your mind when asked to describe me? Beauty-ful. (smile)

What word first comes to your mind when asked to describe yourself? (sighs) Witty.

Which animal would you like to be? A human primate. (insert a blink blink from me here)

Who is your favorite cartoon character? Bugs Bunny

Word Association:

Moist: Chocolate Cake

Jiggy: With It

Dip: Shit

Amiss: Somethings

Pity: Party

Drama: Queen

Maid: Minute

Regularity: Pooping

Panini: Poonani

Fletch: Lives

Prophylaxis: sobriety

Dreary: Edgar Allen Poe

Crop: dusting

So, that's my Bob. A man of few words, unless it's on the hot topics of religion and politics. 

My friend, Sarah, is undergoing chemotherapy. She started losing a large amount of her hair, so we shaved her head last night.

Bob let me shave his head last night, as a sign of support for Sarah. He even video-taped it. Please excuse my loud, heinous laugh in the background.

Warning: The hubs swear a bit in the video. So, if the f-bomb offends you, don't push play!

We are still taking donations to give to Sarah! We are about $200 away from our goal of $1000! It would be awesome to reach this by 2/10, since that is when we are having her benefit!! The link can be found at the top of the screen in my hello bar.

Meet this month's awesome sponsor!