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Showing posts with label husband posts. Show all posts

4.2.13

Day #201: The One Where He Intubated a Cat

Did anyone watch the Superbowl last night? If you did, these memes are sure to make you laugh:






Okay, enough of that.

My husband has been a paramedic for over fifteen years. As you can imagine, he has some amazing stories about his life working in EMS. However, one of my favorite stories is about the time he intubated (put a breathing tube in) his ex-wife's cat. Soooo, I made him type it up for you guys to read!

"Many years ago when I was married to my first wife, we had a cat named Rusty.
Rusty was an older cat; 7 or 8 years old if I remember correctly. She had started urinating in inappropriate places, so we took her to the veterinarian. The vet suggested that we have Rusty spayed and this would probably stop this behavior. So, thats what we decided to do. The evening we returned home with Rusty after her surgery started off ok. Rusty had a shaved belly and one of those cone shaped collars that keep them from licking their stitches. The vet had made a rather large incision on Rusty’s abdomen that was closed with 8 or 10 sutures. The incision was closed well and didn’t seem to have any problems. Rusty spent a couple hours sleeping on the floor. I’m sure the anesthesia was still in her system. 
We were watching TV when suddenly Rusty woke up and stretched and immediately jumped onto the couch to take up her usual resting place. When she jumped her stitches ripped open spilling the contents of her abdomen onto the couch. In simple terms, her guts fell out! Rusty started to make a gasping gesture with her mouth but there was no air moving. Her internal organs were pulling on her diaphragm and she was unable to breath. Brenda (My first wife) started crying, screaming and pleading with me to shoot the cat. I being a paramedic had some medical equipment in a jump kit as we call it in EMS. I carried advanced airway equipment in case of an emergency; some of which were laryngoscopes and endotracheal tubes. I selected a small ET tube and laryngoscope and intubated Rusty. I quickly secured the tube with some cling bandage wrap and begun assisting Rusty with ventilations from a pediatric BVM (Bag Valve Mask) or Ambu Bag. Brenda took over the ventilations after some coaching and I wrapped Rusty’s intestines in a plastic bag to keep them moist and loosely secured the bag to her with an ace bandage. 
We called the veterinarian’s emergency number and he said to bring Rusty to the office and he would meet us there. Brenda ventilated Rusty all the way to the office with the BVM. When we arrived at the Vet’s office he met us at the door and escorted us to the examination room. I unwrapped Rusty and showed the Vet Rusty’s dilemma. 
He said: “Well, you don’t see that every day.” 
I replied: “Yeah I know her guts just fell out right there on the couch!” 
To which his response was “ No, No, that happens all the time. You don’t see them come in intubated like that.” 
I said: “Oh that, yeah well, I’m a paramedic and she wasn’t breathing and I didn’t know what else to do.” 
He told me I did a great job and that Rusty would have likely died had I not been able to provide an airway and breath for her. Rusty was taken back into surgery where the vet had to clean her internal organs and put them back. Rusty was also given antibiotics to stop any possibility of infection. She returned home a few days later without incident and lived for several more years."

Robert Melrose EMT-P 


It's nice to know our little fur-babies are in good hands.

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31.1.13

Day #197: Meet my hubs!

I have a special treat for you today guys! I wanted you to meet the man behind this blogger, my husband, Bob. I talked him into letting me interview him. So, here's a little insight into my love!
What was your first impression of me? I thought that you were a very kind, sweet person.
What is your idea of a perfect house? A perfect house? (squinty eyes) (yawn) Single story house that has at least one personal room for all the occupants. Like a man cave or woman cave...whatever you want to call it.
How many times have you been in love? I don't know.
What are the qualities you like in me most? I like that you don't judge me.
What are the qualities you hate in me most? When you don't listen to me.
What do you think about marriage? I think it's right for some people and wrong for others.
Where would you go for your dream vacation? (yawn) I don't know. (scratches face) (blinks)
What’s the craziest thing you have done in your life? Be a paramedic for 15 years.
Who is the one person in your family you cannot stand? Only one? 
What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in your life? (long pause) I don't know.
If you won the lottery, what would you do with your money? Spend it.
If your house caught fire and you could only take one thing and run out, what would it be?  My MacBook. Actually I might not grab my MacBook when I run out. We have homeowners insurance.
Are you addicted to anything? (cracks knuckles) Caffeine, nicotine and Apple products.
What is the one thing about yourself that you hate the most? Diabetes.
Do you believe in ghosts? No.
Who is your role model? I have several. Christopher Hitchens, Steve Jobs, Sam Harris, & Richard Dawkins
Do you like children? Mmhmm.
Describe the worst date you’ve been on. Menopause. The musical.
What are your views on religion? Really? Okay. I think all religions are equally stupid. Religion is for the weak. I don't believe in the supernatural. 
What would you change about yourself if given a chance? Diabetes.
What is your dream job? To be a physician.
29. What is the most adventurous thing you have done? (scratches head) Scuba diving the Great Barrier Reef.
How often do you lie? I don't know.
Who is your favorite celebrity? (wrinkles nose) I don't know.
Who is your most hated celebrity? Kirk Cameron. 
Tell me something about yourself that no one knows. I'm pretty much an open book. 
What was your most memorable event growing up? Being bullied in school.
Do you like hunting? Yes.

Who is your childhood hero? I don't think I had one.
Do you believe in the after life? No.
How special a memory is your first love to you? It's not.
What word first comes to your mind when asked to describe me? Beauty-ful. (smile)
What word first comes to your mind when asked to describe yourself? (sighs) Witty.
Which animal would you like to be? A human primate. (insert a blink blink from me here)
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Bugs Bunny
Word Association:
Moist: Chocolate Cake
Jiggy: With It
Dip: Shit
Amiss: Somethings
Pity: Party
Drama: Queen
Maid: Minute
Regularity: Pooping
Panini: Poonani
Fletch: Lives
Prophylaxis: sobriety
Dreary: Edgar Allen Poe
Crop: dusting
So, that's my Bob. A man of few words, unless it's on the hot topics of religion and politics. 

My friend, Sarah, is undergoing chemotherapy. She started losing a large amount of her hair, so we shaved her head last night.



Bob let me shave his head last night, as a sign of support for Sarah. He even video-taped it. Please excuse my loud, heinous laugh in the background.
Warning: The hubs swear a bit in the video. So, if the f-bomb offends you, don't push play!

We are still taking donations to give to Sarah! We are about $200 away from our goal of $1000! It would be awesome to reach this by 2/10, since that is when we are having her benefit!! The link can be found at the top of the screen in my hello bar.
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